The truth about Becks and her and The Evening Standard

I had a free Evening Standard thrust into my hand outside Holborn tonight as part of a mobile phone advertising promotion. Thankfully they didn't let the fact that the paper was being given away for nothing this evening affect their editorial quality:

"Ms Loos, whose facial expressions in the interview are reminiscent of those used by Princess Diana during her interview with Martin Bashir"

Brilliant!

An astonishing journalistic insight on the part of Paul Sims in his front page article. Who else would have noticed she was a human female with two eyes, a nose and a mouth?